I’m off to Chicago!

I’m off to Chicago!

    See that mug? It’s not faded because the photo is crap. It’s faded because it’s over sixteen years old. I got that mug as a gift from my dad when I was fourteen. He’d just been to Chicago and, knowing how obsessed I was with the...
What I’m doing right now. This second.

What I’m doing right now. This second.

Blog’s been a little quiet this week. I thought I’d put out a quick update in case you thought I’d fallen down a hole somewhere / quit my job and moved to Honduras / taken on a new job as a super-spy / died from eating radioactive pancakes....
I’M GETTING MARRIED!

I’M GETTING MARRIED!

    As my publishers will confirm, I have the world’s best timing. Three weeks after launching my debut novel, I’m disappearing to Italy to get married to the fabulous Nix. If you have been perusing these pages daily for scintillating new...
How to murder someone with dry ice

How to murder someone with dry ice

Hey there. I made something for you.It's a free audiobook - and you can download it right now. Get my book now! Boom! Thank you. Check your email. Today, while doing book research, I came across a website¬†called How To Kill Without Joy. It’s an extract from a...
Why I love the dumbest song in the world

Why I love the dumbest song in the world

    That is by some margin the stupidest song in the world. I’m pretty sure that it’s a law of hip-hop that one can’t ever write a good rap about the Ninja Turtles, right up there with Record Company People Are Shady and 2Pac Is Really...
ON TOUR!

ON TOUR!

  So before you do anything, do me a favour and play this:     Last week, we took TRACER on the road across the UK. Six cities, seven bookshops, three days, a dozen train tickets, a crap-ton of alcohol. It was fun. Figured I’d upload some photos....
How a book cover gets designed

How a book cover gets designed

  This is the cover for TRACER, which is out today. I still can’t believe that something that was in my head four years ago has taken on physical form. It’s like a monster in a psychological horror movie. But instead of just blathering about the book,...