It’s been a little while since I’ve done one of these, mostly because I’ve been busy actually writing books of my own. But once again, I decided to bring my unique and utterly useless talent for rapping about geeky stuff to the Internet, and make something both very cool and completely silly.

Presenting: a rapped book review of the brilliant Infernal, by Mark De Jager.

Stratus wakes in an unfamiliar place, with nothing but the knowledge that he is not human, with no memories of his past but possessing great strength, a powerful sorcery and the burning instinct to survive at any cost.

Embarking on a journey of self-discovery, he sets out across a landscape torn apart by the ten year war between the Kingdoms of Krandin and Penullin, now reaching new levels of savagery as a dark magic drives the world to the brink of destruction.

As his personality grows with each step he slowly uncovers the truth of what he has become and the unquenchable thirst for vengeance that has led him there.

Have fun! If you liked it, check out the other two rapped reviews I’ve done previously, below.

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